My Life
thebitterfrenchcanadian:

twerking4vegeta:

draumbouy:

nerd-punx-xvx:

offside-goal:

ecoturisticpirate:

can somebody explain me this gif?

IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY

Yea, and people driving cars don’t give a fuck about the planet, so I don’t give a shit if me running a red light inconveniences them.Not to mention the fact that they also don’t give a fuck about cyclists. They are always blocking crosswalks/sidewalks, and damn near hitting me turning right on red.Fuck cars.

"I’m gonna break traffic laws, risk killing myself and ruining someone else’s life to spite them because Im self righteous and think myself superior for riding a bike"Amazing.

Lol youre always shitting on someone

NO HE’S FUCKING RIGHT
CYCLISTS ARE A FUCKING HAZARD AND WE NEED TO START PLATING AND INSURING THEM FOR ALL THE BULLSHIT ACCIDENTS THEY CAUSE
THE BULLSHIT I HAVE JUST BOLDED IS THE FUCKING EMBODIMENT OF YOUR AVERAGE SELF-RIGHTEOUS CYCLIST’S MENTALITY
FOLLOW. THE FUCKING. LAW. AND TAKE OWNERSHIP OVER THE FACT THAT YOU’RE ON TAXPAYER FUNDED ROADS. ACT LIKE A FUCKING CITIZEN. 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

twerking4vegeta:

draumbouy:

nerd-punx-xvx:

offside-goal:

ecoturisticpirate:

can somebody explain me this gif?

IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY

Yea, and people driving cars don’t give a fuck about the planet, so I don’t give a shit if me running a red light inconveniences them.
Not to mention the fact that they also don’t give a fuck about cyclists. They are always blocking crosswalks/sidewalks, and damn near hitting me turning right on red.
Fuck cars.

"I’m gonna break traffic laws, risk killing myself and ruining someone else’s life to spite them because Im self righteous and think myself superior for riding a bike"
Amazing.

Lol youre always shitting on someone

NO HE’S FUCKING RIGHT

CYCLISTS ARE A FUCKING HAZARD AND WE NEED TO START PLATING AND INSURING THEM FOR ALL THE BULLSHIT ACCIDENTS THEY CAUSE

THE BULLSHIT I HAVE JUST BOLDED IS THE FUCKING EMBODIMENT OF YOUR AVERAGE SELF-RIGHTEOUS CYCLIST’S MENTALITY

FOLLOW. THE FUCKING. LAW. AND TAKE OWNERSHIP OVER THE FACT THAT YOU’RE ON TAXPAYER FUNDED ROADS. ACT LIKE A FUCKING CITIZEN. 

talesof4chan:

Anon gets munchiestalesof4chan.tumblr.com

in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop:

nebraskaswole:

thisthinisinprogress:

lilacblossoms:

myantiquehabibi:

lenny511:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set. 

The Rock is literally one of my favorite people

if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends

…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.

w h y

I love himmmmmm

Fun fact. “The Rock” has single handedly contributed more to make a wish foundation than anyone else on the face of this earth.

ITS BACK

You know what The Rock’s cooking? Joy.

dontneedfeminism:

lagoon-of-a-naiad:

m-l-t:

salon:

Our society criminalizes pregnant women and new mothers.

what the hell is wrong with you people

her baby tested positive for speed

why are you shocked pregnant women and new mothers are being criminalized, did you think they were exempt

what kind of bullshit summary is this

i need feminism so i can take speed and give birth to a child that tests positive for it and have no repercussions because my body my choice even if i am risking the health of my newborn

gross

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT.

"I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE WHATEVER DRUGS I WANT REGARDLESS OF IF IT WILL HARM MY CHILD AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A BIGOT!"

Fucking idiots.

plebcomics:

basically every post ever made in movethefuckoverbros blog 

lyriciss:

Chris Rock is an expert at saying real shit.

farcethemusic:

farcethemusic.com

farcethemusic:

farcethemusic.com

rickyhitler:

hominishostilis:

aliceandrialee:

poppypicklesticks:

super-mega-death-ray:

poppypicklesticks:

Hey Jessica, I’ve heard PLENTY of stories, of men who passed out and woke up to find either a man or a woman attempting to have sex with them in some way, or in some cases, to find a woman raping them.   Some of this has happened to people I know personally, including friends. 
How fucking dare you?  You should be ashamed of yourself in your ghastly attempt to gender something that happens to both men and women, so you can demonise one gender and erase victims from that gender so you can cash in someone else’s misery and order yourself an attention whoring pity party.  Fuck you, lady. 

Dude chill this Could happen to anyone your right but who is it more likely to happen to? (I think you know the answer)

"this could happen to anyone but it only really happens to women so its okay to not only erase male victims but claim they are rapists by default because they are men whilst making other womens rapes all about me instead teeheee yesallwomen"
I dont need to calm down, you’re just upset that i’m trashing your self-indulgent pity party. 

Oh
poppypicklesticks
.? I’m okay with rape.? Look at yourself you hippocrite. Wow, hahaha you are really just a fascist loser who comments out of their ass. So stop playing the game of “equal rights” and just admit it . You are just a solitary looser who wants to believe that they are important in this world when really, all you are is another tumblr account in the void. Yes men get rapped but for women it’s every 1 in 3 while for mean it’s every 1 in 10. So stick your “everyone has it equal” way up your ass.

yet another fantastic example of a feminist being a hateful cunt, thank you aliceandrialee for volunteering for tonight’s episode of “Shut A Dipshit Down”. 
"Could happen to anyone but" 
NO. No ‘but’. It can and does happen to anyone, regardless of sex or gender. 
But here you are trying to justify why we should pay more attention to one rather than the other, because it ‘happens more’. 
Yet you fucktard feminists want to claim that “A single rape is a rape too many! RAWR DOWN WITH TUH MENZ!” 
But apparently it becomes the Oppression Olympics when it’s convenient for you, huh? 
Sit the fuck down, because I can’t fucking read the stinking spume that is frothing out of your ignorant mouth anymore. 
"looser"
So aside from that first paragraph of fuck-all shitty try hard insults ( seriously, if you try any harder you’re gonna pull something ) 
1 in 3? NOPE. It’s not even 1 in 4. Or 1 in 5. 
Nor is it anywhere fucking close to “1 in” single digits. 
Furthermore, national statistics approximate 1 in 6 men will be raped in their lifetimes, not one in 10. 
less than .06% of the population is a rapist, and less than 0.01% of the population of men are rapists. 
More and more evidence is beginning to point to the suggestion that men and women experience sexual assault in equal numbers. 
Hard facts, sweetheart. “All you are is another tumblr account in the void”
So cram your fear mongering bullshit back up your crusty snatch. 

"the worst a dude expects"
you dont know my life, jessica, you don’t know the life of any other dude i know, either
by saying “the worst a dude expects” what you’re doing is pouring salt in the wounds of every male rape/sexual abuse/molestation victim.

rickyhitler:

hominishostilis:

aliceandrialee:

poppypicklesticks:

super-mega-death-ray:

poppypicklesticks:

Hey Jessica, I’ve heard PLENTY of stories, of men who passed out and woke up to find either a man or a woman attempting to have sex with them in some way, or in some cases, to find a woman raping them.   Some of this has happened to people I know personally, including friends. 

How fucking dare you?  You should be ashamed of yourself in your ghastly attempt to gender something that happens to both men and women, so you can demonise one gender and erase victims from that gender so you can cash in someone else’s misery and order yourself an attention whoring pity party.  Fuck you, lady. 

Dude chill this Could happen to anyone your right but who is it more likely to happen to? (I think you know the answer)

"this could happen to anyone but it only really happens to women so its okay to not only erase male victims but claim they are rapists by default because they are men whilst making other womens rapes all about me instead teeheee yesallwomen"

I dont need to calm down, you’re just upset that i’m trashing your self-indulgent pity party. 

Oh
poppypicklesticks
.? I’m okay with rape.? Look at yourself you hippocrite. Wow, hahaha you are really just a fascist loser who comments out of their ass. So stop playing the game of “equal rights” and just admit it . You are just a solitary looser who wants to believe that they are important in this world when really, all you are is another tumblr account in the void. Yes men get rapped but for women it’s every 1 in 3 while for mean it’s every 1 in 10. So stick your “everyone has it equal” way up your ass.

yet another fantastic example of a feminist being a hateful cunt, thank you aliceandrialee for volunteering for tonight’s episode of “Shut A Dipshit Down”. 

"Could happen to anyone but" 

NO. No ‘but’. It can and does happen to anyone, regardless of sex or gender. 

But here you are trying to justify why we should pay more attention to one rather than the other, because it ‘happens more’. 

Yet you fucktard feminists want to claim that “A single rape is a rape too many! RAWR DOWN WITH TUH MENZ!” 

But apparently it becomes the Oppression Olympics when it’s convenient for you, huh? 

Sit the fuck down, because I can’t fucking read the stinking spume that is frothing out of your ignorant mouth anymore. 

"looser"

So aside from that first paragraph of fuck-all shitty try hard insults ( seriously, if you try any harder you’re gonna pull something ) 

1 in 3? NOPE. It’s not even 1 in 4. Or 1 in 5. 

Nor is it anywhere fucking close to “1 in” single digits. 

Furthermore, national statistics approximate 1 in 6 men will be raped in their lifetimes, not one in 10. 

less than .06% of the population is a rapist, and less than 0.01% of the population of men are rapists. 

More and more evidence is beginning to point to the suggestion that men and women experience sexual assault in equal numbers. 

Hard facts, sweetheart. “All you are is another tumblr account in the void”

So cram your fear mongering bullshit back up your crusty snatch. 

"the worst a dude expects"

you dont know my life, jessica, you don’t know the life of any other dude i know, either

by saying “the worst a dude expects” what you’re doing is pouring salt in the wounds of every male rape/sexual abuse/molestation victim.

luvtittyandbbws:

anneruok:

cars-and-theworthwhile:

Lmfao the best string of gifs ill probably ever see

whenever i’m feeling sad, i shall find this post

I’m high and watchin dis…..TOO FUNNY!!!

By the grace of God himself I just got the social lubricant trophy